Thursday, July 31, 2008

ALASKA SENATOR TED STEVENS, LISTEN UP.

In trouble with the Feds? Been a bad boy? Here's what you do:

Change your party affiliation to Democrat. Nobody will lay a glove on ya.

How do I know? Does the name William Jefferson, Democrat, Louisiana strike a bell?
$90k in his freezer? That William Jefferson?

A Democrat!

Nuff said.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

ENOUGH GLOBAL WARMING HYSTERIA!!!

Are you people completely crazy?
This nationwide, faith-based panic is clearly being generated by the usual suspects: environmentalist wackos, the far-left anti-capitalist idiots, those profiting from it (GE) (Sierra Club) and the entire international cast of anti-American scolds. But why Republicans should go along with this insanity is beyond me, unless of course, like our fearless standard-bearer, they've sold their souls for the "moderate" vote--meaning those who hold no reasoned opinions other than what the new young messiah or some soccer mom has told them.
Really people, get a damned grip. The seas are cooling, Antarctica's ice cap is thickening and spreading, world temperatures have fallen over the last ten years, the hottest years in our history were in the thirties, and today Charlotte reached a 123-year low temperature for the date.
If you want to be one of those morons who goes off in a floating ocean safety net with the other "survivors" of global warming, be my guest. But for now, will you please shut the hell up!